Sarah Jessica Parker Approves Horse Head Mask

This is by far, the most detailed, accurate and just downright cute Sarah Jessica Parker mask your hard earned buck can buy. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitators like Ann Coulter or Kim Kardashian (Is that spelled right? Oh well, who cares.) You’ll be the Belle of the Ball at your next Sex And The City party, or just hangin’ round the stables. This horse mask will give you the strength and confidence of Sarah Jessica Parker. You’ll have the keen fashion sense greater than any horse in the neighborhood. Desperate 30+ year old women will all envy and try to be you. Shoes sold separately…visit your local Blacksmith.


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