Shannon Sharpe Does Not Wear A Horse Head Mask…

Reports have come in that former NFL athlete Shannon Sharpe has been seen around town wearing a horse head mask. Currently, Sharpe has come under fire for his commentary for CBS. Claims have come in that producers of the NFL show have asked Shannon to use at least five real words per sentence when he is commentating. In an effort to help viewers understand Shannon, show producers have asked that he pepper... read more

Creepy Horse Mask Gets Virgin Laid

Litchfield, NH—The shame, humiliation, disgrace and ridicule local teen Mathew Spazitier suffered from being the only member of his peer group still burdened with his own virginity were nothing compared to what he felt on the night he finally lost it, the 19-year-old said Tuesday. “I have never been so embarrassed in all of my life,” Spazitier said of the Friday night fiasco. Upon entering a... read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Approves Horse Head Mask

This is by far, the most detailed, accurate and just downright cute Sarah Jessica Parker mask your hard earned buck can buy. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitators like Ann Coulter or Kim Kardashian (Is that spelled right? Oh well, who cares.) You’ll be the Belle of the Ball at your next Sex And The City party, or just hangin’ round the stables. This horse mask will give you the strength and... read more

Pig Mask

In the horse head mask kingdom, the original horse head reigns supreme. This is the bastard child…the pig mask. This evil looking pig is pissed and rightly so. Who wouldn’t be upset when everyone wants to gut you and BBQ your innards. If you thought the horse mask was creepy, you should try out the pig mask and see what type of reactions you get. Put this mask on during your next cookout and... read more

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