Want to add a little class to your horse head mask? This sleek black horse head mask is the thoroughbred of horse head masks. Keep it classy, elegant, and awesome with this mask. Having a dinner party? No problem. Going to a Bar Mitzvah? We got you covered. This mask is fit for any occasion. You may get some awkward and shocked looks, but that’s their issue. You are a stallion and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You can only experience the rush of awesomeness by trying it on for yourself. No exceptions…this is how you step your horse mask game up.



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I have nothing clever to say, this mask just kicks ass. Well made, creepy to look at, and generally awesome!

A Life Changer!

I lived my entire life as part of the lowest rung of society. Until acquiring this toy- no, not toy. After acquiring this life altering tool I found myself appreciating life for what it was: a horse’s world. By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants and can let my excrement drop as I please. Life has become so much better since becoming a horse. Highly recommended.

Great For Difficult Business Negotiations

I was having difficulty in my negotiations with a business affiliate in Los Angeles. Try as I might, I just couldn’t convince him to see my point of view on an important matter. Now, in the old days, I might have had to use an actual horse’s head in order to help get the point across, but in this age of animal rights, that’s not as easy as it used to be. This plastic horse head might not send quite as forthright a message as the real thing, but believe me, waking up with one of these next to you in bed can still be plenty persuasive. All in all, this is a fine way to get your point across without risking getting in trouble with the “politically correct crowd” or having to engage in unnecessary animal cruelty.

Saved My Life

When I turned State’s Witness, they didn’t have enough money to put me in the Witness Protection Program. So they bought me this mask and gave me a list of suggested places to move. Since then I’ve lived my life in peace and safety knowing that my old identity is forever obscured by this life-saving item.

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